jazz--fuckery-blog

shrek is the god of self confidence

spooky-louie:
lucyyfunk:
im not scared of death. I’m scared of breaking my moms heart if I die before she does.
Real shit.
Realist shit ever

d-o-r-ia-n:

mustyprince:
mad-man-with-a-scarf:
shavingryansprivates:
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
how have I gone this long without seeing this video
good gOD

yurifairy:

took a bath with lush’s space girl today, i smell so good rn

Reblogged from nuance

afrofilipino:
“ the tea is hot
” — afrofilipino:
the tea is hot

Reblogged from inkofpink

addictly:

before & after

Reblogged from cherubemojie

sanscrete:

coacalin:
coacalin:
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.
VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
it’s literally the best fucking drink in the whole wide world and tastes sweetly delicious and creeps up on you like fuck

Reblogged from inkofpink

myhales-deactivated20150911:

Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Reblogged from octoleal

inscreemingcolour:

I sing along to Blank Space far too aggressively for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers

adreciclarte:
“Poppy Field by Claude Monet
” — adreciclarte:
Poppy Field by Claude Monet

Reblogged from cherubemojie